Earl of Delicious

I really want a sandwich.  I haven’t had one in such a long time, I can’t even remember the last time I had one.

Oh, it was Thursday.

Still, I really want a sandwich.  They keep eating them on Six Feet Under, which I’ve been watching endlessly.  Deli turkey, deli sliced cheese, both mustard and mayonnaise (I don’t even like mayonnaise, but I want it on this sandwich), and some lettuce, too.  The bread isn’t toasted, just soft and whole wheat.

Or maybe roast beef.  On a soft kaiser, with cheese and gravy melted all over everything.  A dollop of horseradish on the side.  I’d totally eat that one with a knife and fork.

Hell, I’ll take anything.  So long as it’s something homemade.

With a pickle.

And a can of really cold rootbeer.