Body Works

Today is the day that I stop using a nicotine patch.

It was supposed to be last week, but I wanted to put some distance between my withdrawal and the brunch eaters of Toronto.

As it stands, I don’t have very much planned for today, other than to avoid the public at all costs.  The public will just fuel my rage, as they are wont to do.

So screw you General Public, and screw you nicotine.  In a few days, I’ll be finally and fully rid of that pesky addiction and will only have to worry about my weight, my dietary needs vs.wants, my love life, my income, my outlook, my new bonsai plant (Manley the Plant), my productivity, my exercise regime, my graying hair, my wrinkling face, my celluliting thighs, my worsening bunion, my busted mattress, my waning dreams and the general public.